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Everything we make
Two weapons, three scents, and a couple of bundles for the committed. Everything we make, all in one place.
Beard Balm
Shape, hold, and moral support. Beeswax and shea butter give the beast structure without turning it to concrete — flyaways settle, the...
Bundle
Can't pick a scent? Rebel. All three scents of one product — Sandalwood, Patchouli, and Cedarwood. Rotate them daily and keep your...
Bundle
One scent, both weapons. Oil feeds the beast, balm gives the orders — the full morning ceremony in a single box.Oil +...
That's the whole herd — honest ways to stop looking feral. Unless that's the goal. More scents wandering in soon.
