Everything we make

The Goods

Two weapons, three scents, and a couple of bundles for the committed. Everything we make, all in one place.

2 products

Beard Balm

Beard Balm

Beard Balm

Shape, hold, and moral support. Beeswax and shea butter give the beast structure without turning it to concrete — flyaways settle, the...

Regular price $19.99
Regular price Sale price $19.99
Beard Oil

Beard Oil

Beard Oil

Liquid domestication. A fast-absorbing blend of sunflower, jojoba, avocado and argan oils that kills the itch, quiets the frizz, and leaves the...

Regular price $17.99
Regular price Sale price $17.99

That's the whole herd — honest ways to stop looking feral. Unless that's the goal. More scents wandering in soon.