Kyle the Wook die-cut vinyl sticker — tattooed, dreadlocked wook sitting cross-legged, twirling his beard
A pile of freshly printed Kyle the Wook stickers
Both Tame the Wook stickers next to a US quarter for scale
Kyle the Wook Sticker
Meet Kyle. He's the beast on every jar — the gloriously feral mascot of the whole operation — and now he peels off a backing sheet. Die-cut glossy vinyl, roughly 2″ × 3″ of cross-legged, beard-twirling serenity for your water bottle, cooler, bumper, or anything else that holds still long enough.
Every order ships with one free sticker — dealer's choice. This listing is for picking Kyle on purpose, or stacking extras at $2 a pop.
Sold out
The sticker pile ran out. Drop your email and the herd hears first when it's reprinted.
Specs
Die-cut glossy vinyl with a clean-peel backing. Kyle runs about 2″ × 3″; the round Grooming Co. emblem about 2.5″ × 2.75″ — there's a quarter-for-scale shot in the gallery. Printed sharp enough to count the beard beads.
Where to stick it
Water bottles, coolers, bumpers, laptops, toolboxes, tent poles, the van. Anywhere that needs 15% more wook. Clean the surface, press it on, live correctly.
Shipping & the free one
Every order that leaves the den gets one free sticker tossed in — dealer's choice. This listing exists for collectors and control freaks: pick your design, or stack extras at $2 a pop. Stickers ship with the rest of your order; a stickers-only order rides the standard rate.
Feed the beast too
A sticker on the cooler, oil in the beard — that's the full kit. Beard Oil is where the legend starts.